Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Monday, June 25, 2007
U Single Men!
Seldom do i feel the need to crib a.k.a bitch about anything but today i happened to talk to a friend of mine and he's like talking all yada yada things like we should get together sometime to drink and eye some dames and I'm like trying to be polite and saying that i would be busy with work.
Just then the bugger drops the line - 'Are you really busy or is it just your gf?' and I'm like thinking dude! - Is the guy making a point here? but then my superior consulting skills worked their magic and i started writing this blog entry. The point is
I'm a grown up now you might feel like reading it as that 'I'm domesticated now' :-) You single men would never realize this. When a man have lived through the challenges of bachelor life he rises to the new peaks to prove his mettle. So even though i might be missing the buns which you can happily yap about I'm prepping myself for the ultimate test of human endurance called "Marriage"
This is my first attempt to shove a boot in your face. U single men!
(Damn you lucky bastards)
Just then the bugger drops the line - 'Are you really busy or is it just your gf?' and I'm like thinking dude! - Is the guy making a point here? but then my superior consulting skills worked their magic and i started writing this blog entry. The point is
I'm a grown up now you might feel like reading it as that 'I'm domesticated now' :-) You single men would never realize this. When a man have lived through the challenges of bachelor life he rises to the new peaks to prove his mettle. So even though i might be missing the buns which you can happily yap about I'm prepping myself for the ultimate test of human endurance called "Marriage"
This is my first attempt to shove a boot in your face. U single men!
(Damn you lucky bastards)
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
My Latest Work
Guys i love hospitals. Everyone over there is so funny. So i had to go to the OPD yesterday to have the ortho's opinion about my ankle which was hurting me for the last 2 weeks. So i go and sit in the waiting room where i see this woman having expressions as if she's having an orgasm. lol. She was on the massaging chair and man it looked that she was in heaven.
So the doctor calls me and sends me off to get an x-ray for my ankle. Here it what it looks like
Diagnosis: The bones are good but some fibers of the ligament around my ankle have been torn and have not healed till now.
Cure: Physiotherapy, Medication, Hot-Cold treatment
Do Not's: No jogging or walking long distances, No lifting heavy weights, No Squatting
What did i do: Came home had a beer and made some spicy chicken masala and I think I'm going to stick to it.
So the doctor calls me and sends me off to get an x-ray for my ankle. Here it what it looks like
Diagnosis: The bones are good but some fibers of the ligament around my ankle have been torn and have not healed till now.
Cure: Physiotherapy, Medication, Hot-Cold treatment
Do Not's: No jogging or walking long distances, No lifting heavy weights, No Squatting
What did i do: Came home had a beer and made some spicy chicken masala and I think I'm going to stick to it.
Friday, June 15, 2007
My 'Hello World' Pictures
Posting the first set of pictures taken by me over a visit to Jaipur. The camera was a borrowed Nikon cool pix(don't remember the model). Thanks to Parul for lending me the camera.
I still have not come a long way since than. Its been 1.5 years and the fort still stands, Goutam still laughs, Parul is still willing to lend me her camera.
The Passage
Thursday, June 14, 2007
An Unfinished Life Of Unfinished Books
I think i would hold the biggest record for 'reading and then leaving in between' any book. My best performance being with 'The Brief History Of Time' which i picked up a record 9 times during the course of 3 years in my college and it still remains unfinished. My super power was quite challenged over the course of last year where i was unsuccessful through and through as i picked up 18 books and completed them. :-(
However 2007 - the year of the Pig has rejuvenated the mutant genes once again and I'm again on the winning spree of having 4 incomplete books in the last 2 months. Started with 'Lolita' By Vladimir Nabokov moved to 'Talking Straight' by Lee Iacocca then to 'Disclosure' by Michael Crichton to 'Unbearable Lightness of Being' By Milan Kundera to the latest initiative being '100 years of solitude' by Gabriel Garcia Marquez which i feel is a one night stand only and nothing else.
I'm sure that I'm going to take it over the top this time and come out as the unparalleled winner among ass holes including you. lol
OK!! now enough sarcasm, enough negativity the bitch in me would die if i do not stop this business of picking books and leaving them in between. Wish me Best of luck ppl.
However 2007 - the year of the Pig has rejuvenated the mutant genes once again and I'm again on the winning spree of having 4 incomplete books in the last 2 months. Started with 'Lolita' By Vladimir Nabokov moved to 'Talking Straight' by Lee Iacocca then to 'Disclosure' by Michael Crichton to 'Unbearable Lightness of Being' By Milan Kundera to the latest initiative being '100 years of solitude' by Gabriel Garcia Marquez which i feel is a one night stand only and nothing else.
I'm sure that I'm going to take it over the top this time and come out as the unparalleled winner among ass holes including you. lol
OK!! now enough sarcasm, enough negativity the bitch in me would die if i do not stop this business of picking books and leaving them in between. Wish me Best of luck ppl.