Birthday Boy - Vishnu Kaura
Most of you guys who happen to read this nearly dead blog might not know Vishnu but to cut through the clutter - He's my college buddy - my uncle's son - closer to me than other bums but we fought like cats and dogs in college. Of course I was the bitch.
Anyway its his 27'th Birthday today - 27 years of splendid living without any guilt on this planet. Hence I'm writing this post to commemorate his birthday by writing 27 things about Vishnu (not necessarily in any order)
1) Lucky Kabootar Night - Vishnu high on pot showing his erectomoto to some Mr Singh.
2) Red Streaks in the hair
3) Do gays pierce left or right eyebrow? - Too long a tale to tell but he got both of his eyebrows pierced because he was not sure whether gays belong to the left or right party
4) Woman # 1 - Too personal to mention in front of u gossip mongers
5) Woman # 2 - Too personal to mention in front of u gossip mongers
6) Traveling with the Nani
7) Riding simran - what a bitch !
8) Hanuman Mandir - Tilankhedi - Those sumptuous samoosas and bakarwadi
9) The afternoon in the bushes - Too personal to mention in front of u gossip mongers
10) The tale of the hairy ass - lower ur pants spread the hair
11) Sheikh mehboob joke
12) The saga of fungus striken laddoos
13) Kaho na pyar hai misadventure in first year
14) Curries and rolls at Top in Town
15) Sleeping with our teddy - Suri
16) Valentine day bout with Akhil Suri
17) Those awesome morning rides to the tuition with Vishnu hiding behind me sleeping
18) Bribing 4'th yr college prof with Indian sweets
19) The broken bed of first year
20) The untimely visit by pappi bhaiya with his teenage daughter to a boys hostel
21) Having babies in 4'th year - I even forgot that guy's name now
22) Sundhi Sir - The ass which got shaped by Vishnu. Kudos
23) His effing long trips to the kebab factory in the hostel
24) Mehra the illegitimate kid who was also a kota spy
25) Days of Vishnu pumping iron in the college
26) Baby sitting Udai
27) Vishnu the Mirchi seth or Vishnu the Miranda or Vishnu the challi wala
Happy Birthday Man
Anyway its his 27'th Birthday today - 27 years of splendid living without any guilt on this planet. Hence I'm writing this post to commemorate his birthday by writing 27 things about Vishnu (not necessarily in any order)
1) Lucky Kabootar Night - Vishnu high on pot showing his erectomoto to some Mr Singh.
2) Red Streaks in the hair
3) Do gays pierce left or right eyebrow? - Too long a tale to tell but he got both of his eyebrows pierced because he was not sure whether gays belong to the left or right party
4) Woman # 1 - Too personal to mention in front of u gossip mongers
5) Woman # 2 - Too personal to mention in front of u gossip mongers
6) Traveling with the Nani
7) Riding simran - what a bitch !
8) Hanuman Mandir - Tilankhedi - Those sumptuous samoosas and bakarwadi
9) The afternoon in the bushes - Too personal to mention in front of u gossip mongers
10) The tale of the hairy ass - lower ur pants spread the hair
11) Sheikh mehboob joke
12) The saga of fungus striken laddoos
13) Kaho na pyar hai misadventure in first year
14) Curries and rolls at Top in Town
15) Sleeping with our teddy - Suri
16) Valentine day bout with Akhil Suri
17) Those awesome morning rides to the tuition with Vishnu hiding behind me sleeping
18) Bribing 4'th yr college prof with Indian sweets
19) The broken bed of first year
20) The untimely visit by pappi bhaiya with his teenage daughter to a boys hostel
21) Having babies in 4'th year - I even forgot that guy's name now
22) Sundhi Sir - The ass which got shaped by Vishnu. Kudos
23) His effing long trips to the kebab factory in the hostel
24) Mehra the illegitimate kid who was also a kota spy
25) Days of Vishnu pumping iron in the college
26) Baby sitting Udai
27) Vishnu the Mirchi seth or Vishnu the Miranda or Vishnu the challi wala
Happy Birthday Man
posted by Jas at 9:02 PM
2 Comments:
Hey Vishnu,
Cannot beleive you still have to put up with this brutal beating on your 27th birthday :) - those were some deep secrets that Jaspal spilled in front of the world today. I could not help but laugh out loud imagining you in all those situations :) - but I say life rather be eventful and remembered than be dull and forgotten! You sure have an eventful life so far - bravo!
Me and Puneeta want to be the first to wish you on this blog in a manner that fits a young and handsome man like yourself!
Wish you a very happy birthday bud! GOD bless you and hope you had a fun filled day.
Since you are heading straight for the end of the thirties now, you might want to start planning the next phase of your life - we don't mean marriage, but instead your post grad education :)
Best wishes and all the best!
Puneeta, Jasraj & Inder.
Aye-yaye-yaye... you've left me speechless... never has a blog made me laugh so much and reminisce so much at the same time... Good Times!!
Thanks man!! This is the best gift to commemorate 27 years of being on this planet... brings a tear to my eye (sniff!).. Cheers!!
Thanks so much Inderpal Bhaiya. Please give my love to Puneeta Bhabi and li'l Jasraj!
~Vishnu
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