Monday, November 10, 2008

Birthday Boy - Vishnu Kaura

Most of you guys who happen to read this nearly dead blog might not know Vishnu but to cut through the clutter - He's my college buddy - my uncle's son - closer to me than other bums but we fought like cats and dogs in college. Of course I was the bitch.

Anyway its his 27'th Birthday today - 27 years of splendid living without any guilt on this planet. Hence I'm writing this post to commemorate his birthday by writing 27 things about Vishnu (not necessarily in any order)
1) Lucky Kabootar Night - Vishnu high on pot showing his erectomoto to some Mr Singh.
2) Red Streaks in the hair
3) Do gays pierce left or right eyebrow? - Too long a tale to tell but he got both of his eyebrows pierced because he was not sure whether gays belong to the left or right party
4) Woman # 1 - Too personal to mention in front of u gossip mongers
5) Woman # 2 - Too personal to mention in front of u gossip mongers
6) Traveling with the Nani
7) Riding simran - what a bitch !
8) Hanuman Mandir - Tilankhedi - Those sumptuous samoosas and bakarwadi
9) The afternoon in the bushes - Too personal to mention in front of u gossip mongers
10) The tale of the hairy ass - lower ur pants spread the hair
11) Sheikh mehboob joke
12) The saga of fungus striken laddoos
13) Kaho na pyar hai misadventure in first year
14) Curries and rolls at Top in Town
15) Sleeping with our teddy - Suri
16) Valentine day bout with Akhil Suri
17) Those awesome morning rides to the tuition with Vishnu hiding behind me sleeping
18) Bribing 4'th yr college prof with Indian sweets
19) The broken bed of first year
20) The untimely visit by pappi bhaiya with his teenage daughter to a boys hostel
21) Having babies in 4'th year - I even forgot that guy's name now
22) Sundhi Sir - The ass which got shaped by Vishnu. Kudos
23) His effing long trips to the kebab factory in the hostel
24) Mehra the illegitimate kid who was also a kota spy
25) Days of Vishnu pumping iron in the college
26) Baby sitting Udai
27) Vishnu the Mirchi seth or Vishnu the Miranda or Vishnu the challi wala

Happy Birthday Man