Sardarography - My Contribtion To Pornography
Wednesday, 28 March, 2007
The other day me and a brother of mine started talking about the eminence of Sikhs in different walks of lives suddenly shooting to stardom at the same time from the honorable prime minister of India - Mr. Manmohan Singh to the professor of technology marketing at Kellogg Mr Mohanbir Sawhney to the first original Punjabi rock star Mr Rabbi Shergill or Mr Malvinder Singh the pharma honcho from Ranbaxy. The Sikhs are making news on all fronts sans some like pornography. Now Now i know that pornography is not our culture it comes from the 'US' of 'A' but come on guys we bought about the 'Kama' of 'Sutra' which i believe is responsible for half of the fittest bodies across the globe.
So we(me and my brother) started to brain storm about what would it need for Sikhs to make it big on the pornography front. We narrowed down that we can not fit Sikhs into the mainstream pornography after all not all people have a hair fetish hence we would need to cater to a small segment of the industry a.k.a boutique pornography - offering services to a small segment of lustful minds.
Sardarography would promote acts like Butter chicken Licks, Chittar Fetish, Tandoori Eff's, Sex la Patiala, Balle Balle Balls - the list being endless.
Here my friends i have taken the first step to bring Sikhs into the ever growing market or pornography. :-)
P.S: This can also be seen as a sign that i'm having no work these days. Managers please note.
The other day me and a brother of mine started talking about the eminence of Sikhs in different walks of lives suddenly shooting to stardom at the same time from the honorable prime minister of India - Mr. Manmohan Singh to the professor of technology marketing at Kellogg Mr Mohanbir Sawhney to the first original Punjabi rock star Mr Rabbi Shergill or Mr Malvinder Singh the pharma honcho from Ranbaxy. The Sikhs are making news on all fronts sans some like pornography. Now Now i know that pornography is not our culture it comes from the 'US' of 'A' but come on guys we bought about the 'Kama' of 'Sutra' which i believe is responsible for half of the fittest bodies across the globe.
So we(me and my brother) started to brain storm about what would it need for Sikhs to make it big on the pornography front. We narrowed down that we can not fit Sikhs into the mainstream pornography after all not all people have a hair fetish hence we would need to cater to a small segment of the industry a.k.a boutique pornography - offering services to a small segment of lustful minds.
Sardarography would promote acts like Butter chicken Licks, Chittar Fetish, Tandoori Eff's, Sex la Patiala, Balle Balle Balls - the list being endless.
Here my friends i have taken the first step to bring Sikhs into the ever growing market or pornography. :-)
P.S: This can also be seen as a sign that i'm having no work these days. Managers please note.
posted by Jas at 11:12 PM
1 Comments:
"Balle Balle Balls"
That's gold! haha
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