The Day of the Sloth !!
Slept the night before with just one thought in my mind - I need to live the slothiest and most filthy day of my life.
Here are the details for the same:-
1) 7.30 am: Woke up on saturday morning (that's a lil early but its as per the plan) and still in my night clothes went to the lapu and chatted with a complete stranger for 2.5 hrs straight (Way to Waste time # 1).
2) 10.00 am: Lifted my sad ass off the chair - eyes paining and carpals calling for help and rested the bum on the couch with a large sunchips bag - Now these sunchips are one of the greasiest wafers which you would want. Wrapped up the whole pack in 1 hour with a coke in hand. (Way to waste time # 3)
3) 10.15 am: Started watching Baraka and had some peanuts along with to munch and finally wrapped it up with another coke and a fully loaded cheese omlette with tea.
4) 1.00 pm: Lifted my ass went to my room to enjoy the view of devastated bed calling for some help but kept my emotions under control and went again to the laptop. Chatted with Azz and Parul about sardar jokes and then bid bye to them.
5) 3.00 pm: Time for popcorn and coke again some cake on the side and this time it was awesome doe eyes bonk 'Kajol' in fanna. Went through the entire movie lying on the couch with a blanket over.
6) 6.00 pm: 'Fanna' done - time for some tea and kicked some brahmin ass with parul again and made fun of her 28 yrs of existence on earth.
7) 7.30 pm: Called Tushar and AT - not being able to stand it any more myself - asked them to go to the Desi Club and dance on some Hindi numbers and watch some Indian chicks. Plan cancelled thanks to rain and sloth. Vineesh wants to go to 'For your eyes Only' but plan cancelled - no one wants a lap dance (Way to waste time # 2) today except vineesh. Majority Wins.
8) 8.00 pm - Lets huddle up at our place and empty the sin of our life - Bottle of red wine, Jack Daniels, Alize which bhai bought this week as a gift for baby sitting lil jasraj. - Plan accepted with the thought we'll go and catch School of scoundrels - we'll see.
9) 9.00 pm - roger TV is screwed up so no movies for tonight even tech support can't help me. Tuss and AT arrive by 9.10 - tuss and me make a quick dash to rabbba and grab some tostitos, Salsa sauce and grocery.
10) 9.30 pm - Master chef sawhney makes peanut masala and remembers Abhi bar - Nagpur. The sloth mode kicked in and the party starts on with Taxi # 9211 followed by Munna bhai M.B.B.S. Over 2 packets for chips, a bottle of hot salsa, Empty Alize and jd left only for 2 pegs now. (I suck big time now - because its too much - 5 movies in a day now)
11) 3.00 am - Bid bye to AT and Tuss and hit the bed - Wrap out the last chapter of 'A history of the world in 6 glasses - Tom Standage'. (Way to make out the best of time #2)
12) 3.30 am - Bid bye to Sloth.
P.S - I still haven't brushed my teeth or changed my night clothes but yes I did go n make my bed.
Verdict - Not a bad performance but don't want a repeat one.
Here are the details for the same:-
1) 7.30 am: Woke up on saturday morning (that's a lil early but its as per the plan) and still in my night clothes went to the lapu and chatted with a complete stranger for 2.5 hrs straight (Way to Waste time # 1).
2) 10.00 am: Lifted my sad ass off the chair - eyes paining and carpals calling for help and rested the bum on the couch with a large sunchips bag - Now these sunchips are one of the greasiest wafers which you would want. Wrapped up the whole pack in 1 hour with a coke in hand. (Way to waste time # 3)
3) 10.15 am: Started watching Baraka and had some peanuts along with to munch and finally wrapped it up with another coke and a fully loaded cheese omlette with tea.
4) 1.00 pm: Lifted my ass went to my room to enjoy the view of devastated bed calling for some help but kept my emotions under control and went again to the laptop. Chatted with Azz and Parul about sardar jokes and then bid bye to them.
5) 3.00 pm: Time for popcorn and coke again some cake on the side and this time it was awesome doe eyes bonk 'Kajol' in fanna. Went through the entire movie lying on the couch with a blanket over.
6) 6.00 pm: 'Fanna' done - time for some tea and kicked some brahmin ass with parul again and made fun of her 28 yrs of existence on earth.
7) 7.30 pm: Called Tushar and AT - not being able to stand it any more myself - asked them to go to the Desi Club and dance on some Hindi numbers and watch some Indian chicks. Plan cancelled thanks to rain and sloth. Vineesh wants to go to 'For your eyes Only' but plan cancelled - no one wants a lap dance (Way to waste time # 2) today except vineesh. Majority Wins.
8) 8.00 pm - Lets huddle up at our place and empty the sin of our life - Bottle of red wine, Jack Daniels, Alize which bhai bought this week as a gift for baby sitting lil jasraj. - Plan accepted with the thought we'll go and catch School of scoundrels - we'll see.
9) 9.00 pm - roger TV is screwed up so no movies for tonight even tech support can't help me. Tuss and AT arrive by 9.10 - tuss and me make a quick dash to rabbba and grab some tostitos, Salsa sauce and grocery.
10) 9.30 pm - Master chef sawhney makes peanut masala and remembers Abhi bar - Nagpur. The sloth mode kicked in and the party starts on with Taxi # 9211 followed by Munna bhai M.B.B.S. Over 2 packets for chips, a bottle of hot salsa, Empty Alize and jd left only for 2 pegs now. (I suck big time now - because its too much - 5 movies in a day now)
11) 3.00 am - Bid bye to AT and Tuss and hit the bed - Wrap out the last chapter of 'A history of the world in 6 glasses - Tom Standage'. (Way to make out the best of time #2)
12) 3.30 am - Bid bye to Sloth.
P.S - I still haven't brushed my teeth or changed my night clothes but yes I did go n make my bed.
Verdict - Not a bad performance but don't want a repeat one.
posted by Jas at 4:49 PM
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