Why bitch?
'Bitch' -The phrase - generally used to refer to the Female dog, however an interesting thing which i discovered that 'Bitch' is also used to refer to the 'a hard to handle problem' or say 'an unplesant difficulty'.
I could have very well picked up a great name which would ooze so much of corny energy that you itself would want to open the blog with a want to accidently stumble upon some spicy news - i know you - 'U hungry Dawg'. The real reason i choose this name however is that for some mystic reason some age old problems which i was 100% confident that i have put to sleep suddenly woke up from there slumber and knocked me off leaving me hazed, surprised in short shit scared.
Some of the problems were
1) Coming across face to face with people you do not want to meet again not because you are scared but because you want to have a past :-) and want it to be buried so that when you are holding that single malt in your hand 15 years down the line you can put that experiance into the bucket called 'Life' and hey thanks she's not my wife.
2) A growing Beer belly - though i'm strictly against anyone who says that i'm fat i'm very much in shape and the shape is O. Surprisingly i controlled my beer intake infact alchoal intake to a great extent but still the taste of its awesome bubbles still linger on to my taste buds and also i guess at the same time so do the calories linger to my mid riff but i'm working on it. Started morning walks and less non-veg even contemplating to start abs.
3) The prime 'Bitch' whom i forgot to talk about is that one girl whom my parents keep on insisting that i marry just that the girl changes everytime her qualifications ranging from MBA to criminal Psychologist to good for nuthing punjabi peices of ass i mean good for something for sure. Why do i call them a 'bitch' - because its so uncomfortable to say no to a girl. By grace of good lord i have never been asked yes/no about a female but this is one thing that constantly haunts me. Marriage. I dont mind breaking it into 'Marr your age'. Women I aplogize for the unruly behaviour here but i'm just not marriage material as per now.
In short these are issues/behaviours which i thought i have moved on but hell no, A 'Bitch' Always rises after you take your attention off her and then comes and bites a piece of your ass. Ooch. It hurts.
I could have very well picked up a great name which would ooze so much of corny energy that you itself would want to open the blog with a want to accidently stumble upon some spicy news - i know you - 'U hungry Dawg'. The real reason i choose this name however is that for some mystic reason some age old problems which i was 100% confident that i have put to sleep suddenly woke up from there slumber and knocked me off leaving me hazed, surprised in short shit scared.
Some of the problems were
1) Coming across face to face with people you do not want to meet again not because you are scared but because you want to have a past :-) and want it to be buried so that when you are holding that single malt in your hand 15 years down the line you can put that experiance into the bucket called 'Life' and hey thanks she's not my wife.
2) A growing Beer belly - though i'm strictly against anyone who says that i'm fat i'm very much in shape and the shape is O. Surprisingly i controlled my beer intake infact alchoal intake to a great extent but still the taste of its awesome bubbles still linger on to my taste buds and also i guess at the same time so do the calories linger to my mid riff but i'm working on it. Started morning walks and less non-veg even contemplating to start abs.
3) The prime 'Bitch' whom i forgot to talk about is that one girl whom my parents keep on insisting that i marry just that the girl changes everytime her qualifications ranging from MBA to criminal Psychologist to good for nuthing punjabi peices of ass i mean good for something for sure. Why do i call them a 'bitch' - because its so uncomfortable to say no to a girl. By grace of good lord i have never been asked yes/no about a female but this is one thing that constantly haunts me. Marriage. I dont mind breaking it into 'Marr your age'. Women I aplogize for the unruly behaviour here but i'm just not marriage material as per now.
In short these are issues/behaviours which i thought i have moved on but hell no, A 'Bitch' Always rises after you take your attention off her and then comes and bites a piece of your ass. Ooch. It hurts.
posted by Jas at 6:55 AM
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