She's Mine no She's Mine
You would hear this about women about children about materialistic things like cars and crap. Ever heard that 2 set of people are fighting over a dog?????
So here's the deal. Everyone of you hommies know that Aastha and me took over to care for 'Chai'. Lil did i know that the house keeping guys (Max and Hoppu) didn't quite like the idea of us taking over a pup who is freaking adorable. It was like we were keeping 'Chai' in our house at night and these guys got to spend time with her over the day time while we were gone to the office. So trouble started brewing when Aastha and me went to Delhi over the weekend and we asked Sweta to take care of 'Chai' which she gladly did (I'm thankful to her for the same).
I think this ticked off the house keeping guys and they started to devise a way to send 'Chai' away. I was completely unaware of their intentions. Its like i agree that they bought the pup but its us who are taking care of her and I like 'Chai' a lot. She's freaking adorable.
I came back from Delhi last night and i saw 'Chai' caged and took her up to my room and made her sleep there. While going to the office today morning i left her with these guys and went off. Lil did i know that i had really pissed them off last night. So when i came back from the office today i asked as usual - 'Where's Chai?' and then the security guard says that Max has taken Chai with him and he has gone on vacations !! and i'm like WTF!!
So i get all irritated and i go up and i break the news to Az and then Az is like WT(Holy)F!!
Anyway i don't give much thought to this all telling myself that Max owns the dog and yada yada but then i don't deny i felt shitty because i wanted 'Chai' to be here. (Girls see i got emotions too)
So i order the cook 'Biswajit' (The Good man) to make Tea(Chai) for me (Not that he and me can 'make' Chai) but Tea which we drink. So he comes and tells me the whole story in detail that these guys always wanted to take 'Chai' but the proprietor of the guest house was not letting them do so and then he tells me that he thinks that Max has given Chai to some kid in the same lane in which we live and this thing ticks me off because first thing that 'Sob' lied to me secondly 'Chai' was just 2 doors away from my place but he's not sure of the house.
So i got ready took Biswajit (The good man) with me and went to see if 'Chai' really was there. We tried one house and some maddy uncle(South Indian) comes out and makes a face like I'm a untouchable (At times 'some' maddies drive me mad). I felt bad like my spirits went low but then Biswajit suggested that we try another house so both of us go up some dark stairs n knock and again knock.
The door opens and i see a kid (i think he would be 13 or maybe less) and i see a drawing room all cluttered with newspaper so i asked the kid. 'Do you have a small pup?' He says 'Yes' then i asked him - ' Did Max give it to you?' and he says 'Yes' and then i explained her the whole story about who bought the dog originally and what happened and who ultimately started to take care of the dog. He heard me very calmly and then her elder sister comes into the room and then i explain her also the story. She hears me calmly too and then says 'Ok you can take the dog'.
Then the kid comes with me to play with 'Chai' at my guest house and then her sister comes with her to play with 'Chai'. I entertained them and talked to the sister for a while. The bro was surely keen about fiddling with my laptop and opening stuff and sister is asking me questions.
All this while they were in the house i kept the freaking door open so that everyone sees that they are in. Last thing i know i get framed for sexual molestation. I would not like that. So the kids went home and i went with them to talk to their mother who unfortunately as per them was sleeping. Came back called the proprietor and told him that i didn't want to see those guys around and after getting his assurances bought 'Chai' up who i now on the couch with her head pushed into my arm hole sleeping.
Note: This post might be used as a alibi in case legal issues crop up about the ownership of 'Chai' and for all you know i might end up on national TV. Anything is possible.
So here's the deal. Everyone of you hommies know that Aastha and me took over to care for 'Chai'. Lil did i know that the house keeping guys (Max and Hoppu) didn't quite like the idea of us taking over a pup who is freaking adorable. It was like we were keeping 'Chai' in our house at night and these guys got to spend time with her over the day time while we were gone to the office. So trouble started brewing when Aastha and me went to Delhi over the weekend and we asked Sweta to take care of 'Chai' which she gladly did (I'm thankful to her for the same).
I think this ticked off the house keeping guys and they started to devise a way to send 'Chai' away. I was completely unaware of their intentions. Its like i agree that they bought the pup but its us who are taking care of her and I like 'Chai' a lot. She's freaking adorable.
I came back from Delhi last night and i saw 'Chai' caged and took her up to my room and made her sleep there. While going to the office today morning i left her with these guys and went off. Lil did i know that i had really pissed them off last night. So when i came back from the office today i asked as usual - 'Where's Chai?' and then the security guard says that Max has taken Chai with him and he has gone on vacations !! and i'm like WTF!!
So i get all irritated and i go up and i break the news to Az and then Az is like WT(Holy)F!!
Anyway i don't give much thought to this all telling myself that Max owns the dog and yada yada but then i don't deny i felt shitty because i wanted 'Chai' to be here. (Girls see i got emotions too)
So i order the cook 'Biswajit' (The Good man) to make Tea(Chai) for me (Not that he and me can 'make' Chai) but Tea which we drink. So he comes and tells me the whole story in detail that these guys always wanted to take 'Chai' but the proprietor of the guest house was not letting them do so and then he tells me that he thinks that Max has given Chai to some kid in the same lane in which we live and this thing ticks me off because first thing that 'Sob' lied to me secondly 'Chai' was just 2 doors away from my place but he's not sure of the house.
So i got ready took Biswajit (The good man) with me and went to see if 'Chai' really was there. We tried one house and some maddy uncle(South Indian) comes out and makes a face like I'm a untouchable (At times 'some' maddies drive me mad). I felt bad like my spirits went low but then Biswajit suggested that we try another house so both of us go up some dark stairs n knock and again knock.
The door opens and i see a kid (i think he would be 13 or maybe less) and i see a drawing room all cluttered with newspaper so i asked the kid. 'Do you have a small pup?' He says 'Yes' then i asked him - ' Did Max give it to you?' and he says 'Yes' and then i explained her the whole story about who bought the dog originally and what happened and who ultimately started to take care of the dog. He heard me very calmly and then her elder sister comes into the room and then i explain her also the story. She hears me calmly too and then says 'Ok you can take the dog'.
Then the kid comes with me to play with 'Chai' at my guest house and then her sister comes with her to play with 'Chai'. I entertained them and talked to the sister for a while. The bro was surely keen about fiddling with my laptop and opening stuff and sister is asking me questions.
All this while they were in the house i kept the freaking door open so that everyone sees that they are in. Last thing i know i get framed for sexual molestation. I would not like that. So the kids went home and i went with them to talk to their mother who unfortunately as per them was sleeping. Came back called the proprietor and told him that i didn't want to see those guys around and after getting his assurances bought 'Chai' up who i now on the couch with her head pushed into my arm hole sleeping.
Note: This post might be used as a alibi in case legal issues crop up about the ownership of 'Chai' and for all you know i might end up on national TV. Anything is possible.
posted by Jas at 7:27 AM
1 Comments:
thats quite a story dude...do whatever it takes to get the pup back. Chai is too cute to let go. I mean that roach-killer is pathetic... it could have killed Chai. Keep her safe dude. I'd change the damn servants if I had to. Hell, I'd change my girl-friends (not that I have one, YET) if my dog was not appreciated ;)
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