Kingfisher Airlines - Customer Experience

Dude if ya hommies wanna see some ass travel kingfisha; There's no way ya can keep ya eyes off the booty doing her duty

Yes this post can be seen as an advice ejaculated rather dispensed by a committed man to all you single men(you lucky bastards) - "I still Hate Ya"

Try
{
if (Hommie == Single)
{
Fly Kingfisher;
}
Else
if (Hommie == Committed)
{
Fly any other airlines;
}
}
catch(Apparatus does not work)
{
Throw (get appointment with sexologist);
}
catch(Hommie is ACDC)
{
S.O.P "Its a free world";
}

Disclaimer: I might be committed but i'm not dead.